dysfunctional family trade (thing) by lizardinlaw

For Craig's list

Tired of your dysfunctional family? Want a new one? For trade or gift: academic enabler family, very bright, descended from one of the Iowa Band Congregationalist Ministers to whom Horace Greeley said "Go West, young man."* Heavily laced with PhDs, teachers and librarians. They are in dire need of more enablees and also really enjoy triangulation and cruel teasing. If you have always wanted to play the villain or scapegoat, this family is for you! Willing to trade or give them away, will name names. Any reasonable application considered.

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We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.	Black street. No Trade. Gypsies!	There Is No Lumber Cartel	Triangulation
texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology	No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.	If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out	I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America	pets or meat	how to live cheap	Horace Greeley
There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe	Haven't you always wanted a monkey?	Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two	Dysfunctional Family Circus
penny ante	Double Nickels on the Dime