Ok, stupid, pointless complaint time. You know what just bugs sixteen kinds of hell out of me? The word titties. I hate it. I can't even clearly articulate why. I don't think it's demeaning, exactly - it just rankles. I think part of it is that I hear the word so much. Seriously, it's like half the guys I'm around on a daily basis just don't know any other words for "breasts". It's always titties. Never boobs, tits, or even some of the sillier ones like gazongas. Yes, this is a stupid thing to worry about, sure, but it just drives me nuts. It's like having sand in your shoe. It's minor, it doesn't hurt, but you just never stop noticing that there's sand in your shoe!
It just plain old gets on my tits. There.
In other news, the days are slowly counting down. Too slowly. Move FASTER, Pokey!.