Three rocks over here and three rocks over there,

in my world the rocks come in threes;

it’s flat and it’s clean and there’s nothing that leans,

‘cuz there’s only straight lines for a breeze.

I’ll never grow up and I’ll never have babies,

I have legs but I’ve never had knees.

It's day or it's night, it’s all black and white;

in my world, there aren’t any maybes.

I live with Aunt Fritzi, my past is a mystery;

my aunt, she is one hot tomato.

Big-eyed and dark, with an hour-glass figure.

I’m dark-eyed and lumpy, like a big peeled potato.

My world is simple, just paper and pencil,

I wear a big bow in my hair;

it’s a three-panel life, three rocks on the right,

and three more rocks over there.

I never grow up and I never get older,

my shirt buttons up to my chin.

My neck’s always hidden, I’m all head and shoulders;

born in the thirties, and I’m not even ten.

I’m just a girl in a Bushmiller world,

I wear a short skirt and long sleeves;

my name is Nancy, my boyfriend is Sluggo,

in our world

the rocks come in threes.