A proto-ghetto, economically malnourished (to find superior, upscale shopping experiences, one must venture as north as Montgomery County, as far west as Virginia, and as far east as Annapolis), and altogether unremarkable place that, strangely enough, I'm proud to call home.

PGC is home to the following:

and lastly, and perhaps most importantly...

All of this packed into roughly 500 square miles, in a swath of land just east of our Nation's Capitol. And I wholeheartedly concur with mydryskin: Prince George's County does yield some very unique individuals.