A fantastic word. When used in the King James Bible sense, it means to kill, to beat, to incinerate, to maim, to strike repeatedly with lightning bolts, to fold, spindle, and mutilate all at once. The (modern) object of a smiting is usually a younger sibling, although cats and roommates are common victims as well. Perfect to use because threatening to smite someone means that they're definitely going to be dead, or wish that they were, but the exact means by which this will be carried out is unspecified.

Examples of proper usage:

  • "Oh, and Chris? If you even think about opening my bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while I'm gone, I'm going to smite you into next week, okay?"
  • "I'm going to smite that little troll and the 486 he rode in on if I ever see him in here again."
Also has lots of really cool past tenses, including (according to Webster 1913) smit, smote, smoth, smitten, smoten, and smut.