We were in the ocean. My entire family. Somehow we were able to breathe
underwater and sustain the pressure in the ocean floor. We lived in a dark cave and one day, we decided to come out. Underwater, it was a rocky terrain, full of caves. Sort of like in
the Matrix when they're in
Zion. So we ventured out of our cave and we weren't sure which path to take. A giant
turtle suddenly appeared (about 4 feet in diameter) and it snapped at my aunt. Luckily I pulled her away and saved her just in time. The turtle swimmed away from us, but oh no! I've fallen into something and I'm drifting away from my family. What's happening? It's dark and there's something in my ear! What the hell is it? It's furry and
slimy. I open up my eyes. It's a
bichon maltais and he's fucking my ear! What the hell's going on???? Get it out, it's gross!
I wake up trying to get something out of my ear, I can still feel an obstruction in my ear and it's cottony. It's my blanket's cotton thingy hanging out and it got into my ear.
Ewwwwwwwww...