An edgier version of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, which actually does not require the reader to be sitting on the toilet to enjoy, though presumably it was designed for this endeavor. Topics range from trivia concerning celebrities, including penis size and halitosis (don't ask) to how to get out of jury duty or become an extra in a movie. Greta Garbage appears to be a pseudonym for a female author born in 1942, but alas, I am unable to figure out who she is (or even if she really is a she). She is also the author of That's Disgusting, an earlier publication in the same general vein.