All I can remember is that I, the faction of moJoe (an important player in the secret theological warefare that rages heatedly under the placid exterior of western society) actually had to team up with the Church of Scientology in a desparate gambit to rid the world of the Church of Mormon. All I can remember is scenes of action and danger as I and the Large haired Hollywood hero type liason from the CoS braved the perils of fighting the Evil LDS Empire.

I'm not sure how this epic theological adventure story ended because my subconcious mind kept stumbling over the team up with the Church of Scientology part, to an effect somewhat like watching a David Lynch movie on a DVD with a scratch in it. I guess the ends often don't justify the means, even in dreamland.