Nerd girls are all great and fine unless
you live with one another and only have one
computer. I don't give a shit how
cute you are, when I want on
my computer that means now; I will use the "
Remote Ejection Seat" feature of my
ErgoMastr™
nerd throne if you linger too long getting out of it.
When it is time to feed the beast, there are no
prisoners.