According to
the Bathroom Habits Survey (
http://www.cs.ualberta.ca/~davidson/bathroom/) on this date, only 35% of people get
Pee Shivers; which are defined as:
The Shiverer is one who experiences the phenomenon known
as "pee-shivers." More common in males, a pee-shiver
is best described as a sudden, uncontrollable shiver
which ripples through one's body as he/she is peeing.
They are usually quite rare and can sometimes feel
like a miniature orgasm.
And here I thought that everyone got them. I now see that
I am, in fact, a mutant.
Among other beastly facts; I was utterly
flabbergasted to find out that only 30% of people
fold the toilet paper vs. crumpling it and 70% inspect the toilet paper after wiping.
You people
disgust me.