I took my son to traffic court today (100 MPH in a 55 zone).

The first 15 defendants got off “not guilty” for lack of the police officer's presence in the courtroom.

The next 3 got probation before verdict.
Mine got his ticket reduced to 65 MPH, 2 points, and a big fine.

according to the judge ...

According to Mom; he won’t be driving for a while.