or:
HOWTO make your very own little boy!
The standard ingredients:
Snips (alt. Snakes)
From the Snakes reference, I think this would represent the phallus. Snips might either be a circumcision or hair cutting reference (since the archetypal little boy has properly masculine short hair).
Snails
Snails represent the unabashed nature of little boys concerning mud, slime, snot, other body excretions, and general dirtiness.
Puppy Dog Tails
What do puppy dog tails invariably do? Wag! This trait represents endless energy and happiness.
So Snips + Snails + Tails = Standard Little Boy
Ah, but what happens when we start using
substitutes? Instead of the Standard Little Boy, you could make:
Silicate + Snails + Caffeine = Coder
Snips + Snails + Black Lipstick = Goth
Wool + Snips + Tails = Prep
Bible + Snips + Tails = Hardcore Christian
Snakes + Whip + Tails = BDSM Porn Star
Manga + Snails + Tails = Otaku
d20 + Snails + Tails = RPGamer
/msg me with your recipes
With a diabolical flush,
Mojo Jojo created the
Rowdy Ruff Boys by mixing the basic ingredients and the water in his jail cell toilet.