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Ah... I love autumn in the Northern Hemisphere. The cool, crisp air... the way the sunlight makes the sky such a brilliant blue... the smokey smell of burning nodes on a dry October evening. Here's my Rocktoberfest contribution.

Update: With the blessing of the boss, this will be my last detailed Editor Log. Doing these things is a time-consuming pain in the arse, to speak frankly Mr. Shankley. If anybody has a problem or a question about one of my kills, ask me directly or check with the boss.

Note: For explanation of the formatting I use here, head over to last month's log.

  • Billennium (idea) node_id=1154423 by rdhill316 (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it's already been noded One Billion UNIX Seconds|here. I know I C!'d this, but it's a redundant writeup. Sorry. -maus
  • :-) (idea) node_id=1169657 by petys (mercifully)
    Klaproth: you need to read our instructions first. Please see Everything FAQ. Thanks, maus
  • St. Andrews (place) node_id=1104876 by basemodron (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a superior writeup. Sorry! -maus
  • Why we need a space station (idea) node_id=560776 by LordCrank (mercifully)
    Why we need a space station (idea) node_id=623270 by General Wesc (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it's a pointless one-liner that doesn't contribute any value to the node's overall content. And it has a neg. rep. Sorry! -maus
  • epileptic joke (idea) node_id=680075 by everyme (mercifully) (fled user)
  • Lost Boys (thing) node_id=66438 by whump (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it has factual inaccuracies and was superseded by The Lost Boys writeup. -maus
  • Lost Boys (thing) node_id=66439 by Jet-Poop (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by The Lost Boys node in part, and by me in a new writeup. Plus it was E1, so wtf? :) -maus
  • George Barnard Shaw (person) node_id=81615 by Pedro (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it is unnecessary now that we have firm links at our disposal. -maus
  • everyone in the army knows killing people is cool (idea) node_id=1170687 by continuity
    This was summarily insta-killed by a god
  • The rule of eleven (idea) node_id=1170795 by mr100percent
    Klaproth: it was deleted the first time you posted it, and if you post it a third time the penalty will be more severe.
  • Arthur Dent (person) node_id=25100 by morph- (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a superior writeup. Sorry. -maus
  • Arthur Dent (person) node_id=952329 by Lintilla (mercifully)
    Klaproth: the quote is slightly inaccurate, it's a one-line writeup (not much on content) and has been superseded. -maus
  • The 2 things no teenage male wants to hear from a lover (idea) node_id=1171695 by pocket_intellectual (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was sinking fast, so I mercy killed it to save you loss of XP. This writeup is cute, but you haven't earned it yet. -maus
  • p.94 (thing) node_id=1172225 by jodrell (mercifully)
    Klaptroth: it is inside humor, and not befitting this database. As such, it has received a very low rep. -maus
  • Private Eye (thing) node_id=1172226 by jodrell (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it is inside humor, and not befitting this database. As such, it has received a very low rep. -maus
  • British comedy (thing) node_id=622335 by Tosta Dojen (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it doesn't really contribute much to the content of the node (nice though your opinion is). Sorry. -maus
  • Phonetic Alphabet (idea) node_id=581271 by eric+ (mercifully)
    Klaproth: its content was superseded by superior writeups. -maus
  • The smallest unnoded natural number node_id=886130 (idea) by The Cow (mercifully)
    Klaproth: number noding is a pointless exercise. Sorry. -maus
  • The Cow: Test (idea) node_id=972133 by The Cow (mercifully)
    Klaproth: you can re-create this if you absolutely need to - but since you now have your E2 Scratch Pad, there's no point in it. -maus
  • © (idea) node_id=530801 by DaVinciLe0 (mercifully)
    Klaproth: this symbol was already noded by N-Wing in node_id=172280. Somebody pointed out the duplication. Sorry! -maus
    NOTE: I had wharfinger insta-kill this nodeshell immediately after nuking the containing writeup.
  • You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye. node_id=1118971 (thing) by The Cow (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it reached a rep of -5, and was (ironically) YOUR weakest link. Sorry, love. G'bye! :) -maus
  • was (idea) node_id=31495 by sixl6 (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was supeseded by Webster 1913. -maus
  • was (idea) node_id=31496 by GuNgA-DiN (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it is cute but pointless. Sorry. -maus
  • devil sign (idea) node_id=17450 by sixl6 (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: we're pruning a lot of old nodes that don't meet up to our current standards of quality. This didn't make the cut. Sorry. -maus
  • Elfstedentocht (thing) node_id=40427 by lindner (mercifully) (E1)
    Elfstedentocht (thing) node_id=40428 by Flax (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a superior writeup. -maus
  • Friesland (place) node_id=40422 by lindner (mercifully) (E1)
    Friesland (thing) node_id=791176 by Rieger (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a superior writeup. -maus
  • pencil wound (thing) node_id=19347 by bootp (mercifully) (E1)
    pencil wound (thing) node_id=525543 by ideath (mercifully)
    pencil wound (idea) node_id=525576 by urbanmisfit (mercifully)
    pencil wound (thing) node_id=525600 by PureDoxyk (mercifully)
    pencil wound (idea) node_id=527370 by wonko (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it is in a node that has been deemed a GTKY node. All writeups in this node were deleted. Sorry! -maus
  • dongalinger (person) node_id=16203 by bootp (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • traditions (idea) node_id=15766 by erich (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • Quake II (idea) node_id=610120 by hamster bong (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it is very GTKY and pretty much useless. Sorry! -maus
  • Quake II (thing) node_id=1130320 by Big Alba (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it has no links and doesn't contribute anything much to the content of the node. -maus
  • emusic (thing) node_id=12322 by Blaze (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • electrotank (place) node_id=1079520 by steeef (mercifully)
    Klaproth: noding about web sites is generally frowned upon these days. Sorry. -maus
  • lcdproc (thing) node_id=16138 by steeef (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more thorough writeup. -maus
  • les claypool (person) node_id=13035 by steeef (mercifully) (E1)
    les claypool (person) node_id=13036 by sw (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by more content-rich writeups. -maus
  • primus (thing) node_id=12968 by steeef (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a superior writeup. -maus
  • Mr. Bungle (thing) node_id=12235 by steeef (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by more content-rich writeups. -maus
  • Mr. Bungle (thing) node_id=12236 by swat (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it references a rather obscure bit of trivia, and is mostly pointless. Sorry. -maus
  • The Colour And The Shape (thing) node_id=554907 by moviemann (mercifully)
    The Colour And The Shape (thing) node_id=871512 by syntax_ (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a superior writeup. -maus
  • Steven Wright (person) node_id=55784 by ToiletDuk (mercifully) (E1)
    Steven Wright (person) node_id=55784 by asrai (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a superior writeup. -maus
  • Jerry Falwell (person) node_id=65870 by Shanoyu (mercifully)
    Jerry Falwell (person) node_id=682357 by VT_hawkeye (mercifully)
    Jerry Falwell (person) node_id=1158640 by McSnarf (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Bugs Bunny (person) node_id=28942 by tres equis (mercifully) (E1)
    Bugs Bunny (thing) node_id=380143 by TAFKAH (mercifully)
    Bugs Bunny (thing) node_id=587648 by jinxtigr (mercifully)
    Bugs Bunny (idea) node_id=587656 by themusic (mercifully)
    Bugs Bunny (idea) node_id=1066820 by AndyAnime (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • hentai (person) node_id=31062 by bs (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by more comprehensive, useful writeups. -maus
  • Brent Dill (person) node_id=31068 by bs (mercifully) (E1)
    Brent Dill (person) node_id=31069 by Kazz (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: the information is outdated and not useful to the database. -maus
  • Polecat (person) node_id=100654 by mindstrm (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by Webster 1913. -maus
  • web (thing) node_id=13737 by drdink (mercifully) (E1)
    web (thing) node_id=13738 by maugt (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it is also noded under world wide web (which is a more suitable title). -maus
  • MSN (thing) node_id=18788 by drdink (mercifully) (E1)
    MSN (idea) node_id=426818 by g_force (mercifully)
    MSN (place) node_id=638021 by fondue (mercifully)
    MSN (idea) node_id=677369 by Toastie (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive factual writeup. -maus
  • wasting time (idea) node_id=23814 by zollman (mercifully) (E1)
    wasting time (idea) node_id=597353 by Melchizedek (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it pretty much lived up to its name. Sorry. -maus
  • Veganism (idea) node_id=12471 by mazeone (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • GLUG (thing) node_id=41829 by jdesbonnet (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • galway.net (thing) node_id=41827 by jdesbonnet (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • University of New Mexico (place) node_id=38953 by Rev.Servok (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • the tube (thing) node_id=13049 by zyber (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
    the tube (thing) node_id=13050 by jeffd (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • genitals (thing) node_id=10724 by blong (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • horror (thing) node_id=12741 by blong (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • cubicle (place) node_id=13316 by zeno (mercifully) (E1)
    cubicle (place) node_id=13317 by Brynn (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by superior writeups. -maus
  • cubicle (thing) node_id=444856 by RChicken (mercifully)
    cubicle (idea) node_id=605364 by DMan (mercifully)
    cubicle (idea) node_id=605378 by kenata (mercifully)
    cubicle (idea) node_id=963370 by bonobo (mercifully)
    cubicle (thing) node_id=1149473 by dmd (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it is GTKY and was superseded by more factual and comprehensive writeups. -maus
  • E2 can't go on my college application (idea) node_id=1174848 by mr100percent (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it belongs in a daylog instead, as it is very GTKY. -maus
  • Jesus Saves (idea) node_id=1160015 by mr100percent (mercifully)
    Klaproth: noding crap you find in people's .sig files isn't worthy material for this database. Sorry. -maus
  • pulp fiction (thing) node_id=13324 by nocturne (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a superior writeup. -maus
  • Bizet (person) node_id=150620 by sas (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • managers (idea) node_id=10696 by CmdrTaco (mercifully) (E1)
    managers (idea) node_id=10697 by anthonyd (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
    managers (idea) node_id=695218 by morgandorf (mercifully)
    Klaproth: because of the plural issue. Could have been noded under manager instead, but it's pretty worthless anyway. Sorry. -maus
  • J. Edgar Hoover (person) node_id=54898 by pingouin (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was largely superseded by a much more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Holland, MI (place) node_id=460729 by emil greer (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it's GTKY and doesn't really say anything about the title subject. Sorry, dear. -maus
  • Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week (idea) node_id=754583 by rogerb (mercifully)
    Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week (idea) node_id=994743 by Lockheart (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it does not contribute to the qualitative content of the node. -maus
  • how to move something faster than the speed of light (idea) node_id=1116432 by EdgarCayce (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it is sparsely linked, has no formatting, contains typos, and is of questionable value to the node. Sorry. -maus
  • how to move something faster than the speed of light (idea) node_id=1179347 by ubershit (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it is GTKY, has no links or formatting, and does not contribute to the qualitative content of the node. -maus
  • grocery coupons (thing) node_id=1179390 by mr100percent (mercifully)
    Klaproth: you should have posted this under coupon. Also, please avoid the use of plurals in node titles. -maus
  • Sporades (thing) node_id=875459 by BelDion (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Gremlin (thing) node_id=698286 by Belli (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it's GTKY and pretty pointless. It doesn't add any value to the node's content. Sorry! -maus
  • I saw you (person) node_id=1177290 by quacky (mercifully)
    Klaproth: I have absolutely no idea what it means or why you posted it. Is this, um, poetry... or something? Sorry. -maus
  • Kermit the Frog (person) node_id=75171 by ubermuffin (mercifully)
    Kermit the Frog (person) node_id=75172 by GuNgA-DiN (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Jim Henson (person) node_id=18460 by Fizgig (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by more comprehensive writeups. -maus
  • cash register (thing) node_id=504918 by Muerte (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Billy Connolly (person) node_id=391654 by LordOmar (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a far more comprehensive writeup. Go and pay it homage, my lord. -maus
  • Destructor (thing) node_id=570099 by Cyt (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Constructor (idea) node_id=603884 by eric+ (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Louisville (place) node_id=94580 by dflync01 (mercifully) (E1)
    Louisville (place) node_id=867569 by dg (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • jeff bezos (person) node_id=91748 by Stencil (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • iBook (thing) node_id=101700 by Jerad (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. (You know, you really should node more often.) -maus
  • iBook (thing) node_id=488598 by sahib! (mercifully)
    Klaproth: the information is cut-and-paste, and is outdated. -maus
  • Mac OS (thing) node_id=17189 by FrostFlare (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • Greg Egan (person) node_id=545918 by Soulslayer (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Jared Leto (person) node_id=55587 by Axodys (mercifully) (E1)
    Jared Leto (person) node_id=562573 by Debbie (mercifully)
    Jared Leto (person) node_id=870910 by Queequeg (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Wal-Mart Cheer (thing) node_id=100845 by toasted (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Wal-Mart Cheer (thing) node_id=100846 by niq (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it really doesn't contribute any meaningful content to the node. -maus
  • negativland (thing) node_id=85540 by neilbert (mercifully) (E1)
    negativland (thing) node_id=85541 by heathen_bastard (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • CCCP (place) node_id=86449 by Tristam (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: It was superseded by a firm link. -maus
  • The Catcher in the Rye (thing) node_id=646960 by ioctl (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it does not contribute to the content of the node in any meaningful way. -maus
  • The Catcher in the Rye (idea) node_id=1180894 by mr100percent (mercifully)
    Klaproth: the writeup it was "amending" was deleted. Please stop doing writeups like this. -maus
  • Brown vs Board of Education (idea) node_id=1181026 by Starpup (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was blank. -maus
  • Robert Charles Wilson (person) node_id=102156 by kashif (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Virginia Woolf (person) node_id=87984 by Pedro (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. I'm terribly sorry. -maus
  • Victor Hugo (person) node_id=82570 by Pedro (mercifully) (E1)
    Victor Hugo (person) node_id=672886 by nimo (mercifully)
    Victor Hugo (person) node_id=781965 by e-troon (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Tom Robbins (person) node_id=58122 by Pedro (mercifully) (E1)
    Tom Robbins (person) node_id=604585 by craigc (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • space war (thing) node_id=738651 by rogerb (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it contains no links and should have been noded under spacewar. Sorry. -maus
  • Everything Sucks (idea) node_id=118198 by Pseudo_Intellectual (mercifully) (E1)
  • Everything Sucks (thing) node_id=987093 by mirko (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Lemming (thing) node_id=382282 by kessenich (mercifully)
    Lemming (thing) node_id=479592 by Luquid (mercifully)
    Lemming (idea) node_id=479613 by Deborah909 (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • lemmings (thing) node_id=581665 by sunhill (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it has been superseded by information found in the node lemming (singular form). -maus
  • Stephen Hawking (person) node_id=20790 by JHack (mercifully) (E1)
  • Stephen Hawking (person) node_id=20791 by Bandman (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Stephen Hawking (person) node_id=657272 by Fluffy The Cat (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it is trivially anecdotal and does not contribute meaningfully to the content of the node. (sorry.) -maus
  • Oscar Wilde (person) node_id=37173 by Pedro (mercifully) (E1)
    Oscar Wilde (person) node_id=624618 by dragoon (mercifully)
    Oscar Wilde (person) node_id=659778 by Old Nick (mercifully)
    Oscar Wilde (person) node_id=1000304 by dotc (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • fingers slide together and, i am so alive (idea) node_id=1146086 by dustfromamoth (mercifully)
    Klaproth: you deleted the content. I'm sorry, my dear. -maus
  • Having the courage to be an absolute nobody (idea) node_id=1101677 by dustfromamoth (mercifully)
    Klaproth: you deleted the content. I'm sorry, my dear. -maus
  • Martin Van Buren (person) node_id=125379 by xdc (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • My So-Called Life node_id=19380 (thing) by djw (mercifully)(E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Terry Pratchett (person) node_id=23365 by WhizzKidd (mercifully) (E1)
    Terry Pratchett (person) node_id=668010 by TheLady (mercifully)
    Terry Pratchett (thing) node_id=972401 by The Narrator (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • PBS (thing) node_id=812998 by AmadeusTheKitten (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it reached a rep of -13. -maus
  • internship (idea) node_id=10866 by anthonyd (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • wouldn't fit in the margin (idea) node_id=46358 by headcase (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • CONNECTED (idea) node_id=13302 by xinit (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
  • Apple Computer (thing) node_id=13699 by tdsanchez (mercifully) (E1)
    Apple Computer (thing) node_id=13700 by toebee (mercifully) (E1)
    Apple Computer (thing) node_id=408081 by Uberfetus (mercifully)
    Apple Computer (thing) node_id=984894 by greeze (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • What's the Frequency Kenneth? (thing) node_id=650380 by Orange Julius (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. Damn, I hate it, but duplication merits deletion. Sorry buddy. -maus
  • BECAUSE (idea) by yurtle node_id=44063 (mercifully) (E1) (fled user)
    BECAUSE (idea) by jw_rush node_id=421792 (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it does not contribute anything significant to the content of the node. -maus
  • counting in binary (thing) node_id=646253 by Tannor (mercifully)
    counting in binary (idea) node_id=1174977 by Crack Rat (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it contains no Link and Link|links and does not contribute anything substantive to the content of the node. -maus
  • The pop/soda/Coke debate (thing) node_id=1184946 by w8 (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it contains no link and link|links and is basically a one-liner. Sorry. -maus
  • Flanders and Swann (person) node_id-534243 by Richard (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • little-endian (idea) node_id=27628 by zephtar (mercifully) (E1)
    little-endian (idea) node_id=27629 by rcottrel (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • fear and loathing in las vegas (thing) node_id=10348 by dmiller (mercifully)
    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (thing) node_id=490502 by slim (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • capsicum (thing) node_id=117086 by tres equis (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by more comprehensive writeups. -maus
  • Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (thing) node_id=50158 by lordsutch (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it reached a rep if -8 and was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Buried Alive (thing) node_id=544400 by novalis (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Carlos Santana (person) node_id=154154 by pingouin (mercifully) (E1)
    Carlos Santana (person) node_id=607793 by robwicks (mercifully)
    Carlos Santana (person) node_id=661524 by bdjohns1 (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • Paul McCartney (person) node_id=39612 by kulmala (mercifully) (E1)
    Paul McCartney (person) node_id=39613 by pingouin (mercifully) (E1)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • canasta (idea) node_id=75405 by rcannon (mercifully) (E1)
    canasta (idea) node_id=75406 by /dev/joe (mercifully) (E1)
    canasta (idea) node_id=784762 by JayBonci (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. -maus
  • my fragile 14-year-old ego (thing) node_id=1189945 by 256 (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it's whiny. Just because there's a nodeshell doesn't mean you have to 'rescue' it. -maus
  • Larry Niven (person) node_id=13909 by era (mercifully)
    Larry Niven (person) node_id=534201 by Lord Brawl (mercifully)
    Larry Niven (thing) node_id=759887 by myrkul (mercifully)
    Klaproth: it was superseded by a more comprehensive writeup. Sorry. -maus