It's my birthday! Everybody Hurl Feces at Me!
Today I turn 24. I am actually going to take a vacation from work for the first time in years. Since I have no money, I am going to go camping, (which is almost free).
So far my annual birthday depression has not come yet. I usually get depressed every year on August 3rd. It is always the same thing, "I haven't done anything with my life yet" and "I can't believe that I am single on my birthday again". Oh for the record I have been single on all 24 of my birthdays so far. So I have never received a birthday present from a girlfriend yet. I seem to follow this odd pattern of finding a new girlfriend every fall, (who usually stays with me for 6 months or so), and then having a different girlfriend for the first 2 months of the summer. This might make sense if I was in school or something. But I have been out of school for 7 years now, and yet I still follow that same pattern.
Thank you to (darsi) and all the other noders who sent me birthday /msgs.