“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.”
I guess I don't get it. Is it supposed to be funny?
This isn't a uniquely bad election take, it's just obsessed a deeply vacuous thing: punishing bad posters. Understanding current events only to the degree that it causes deserved comeuppance for people on the little glowy porno box that you type into. "I saw comments online I didn't like." Well, we all did. That's online. The only people who take the time go on antipathic shadowboxing exercises are those who think that they're doing something substantial, hitting back at something real. But this doesn't seem to want to make an argument, just tries to express "schadenfreude", whatever that means.
Reading the writeup 8 years less wizened reflects a calmer, clearer mind. At least marginally. I think the years have made you quite worse, OP.
But, mostly, I think you simply happened to need to pull this awful shit out of your body and leave it somewhere. Pip pip, carry on.