Ex-Army, ex-FBI (thanks, adaere), ex-prosecutor, ex-Plumber. An "employee" of Richard Nixon's White House (in reality, Nixon's personal pit-bull-of-all-trades) - a very gung ho individual who would have done anything (lie,cheat, steal... kill) to help his president. Sometimes he did - he was a major figure in Watergate and various peripheral crimes. A brilliant, funny man, who now pays the bills as a third-rate conservative talk show host.