What? I don't understand. You mean like "grown at high altitude in Brazil or Colombia"? Your women pool shrinks to a bare minimum, like the pool of women who speak Esperanto while balancing seven spinning plates and wearing a Dale Evans outfit from some old Roy Rogers two-reeler. "Roasted just so"? Is this the politically correct thing to do to the fairer sex? I don't think so. Sold in bland, "coffeehouse" franchised retailers? Are women sold these days? I don't think so. Reheated in a microwave? Shame on you!