Best sportsanchor in the biz, which is sort of like being a Top 10 toxic waste dump. An erudite Class(y) Clown amidst the glib frat-boys who give you the scores, highlights and hype. Formerly of ESPN, where (with Dan Patrick) SportsCenter's "Big Show" set new heights in sportsgab. Went to MSNBC, only to be saddled with a Monicafest (true toxic waste). Now with Fox Sports, adding respectability to their noisecasts. Patrick, still at ESPN, has become an ubiquitous shill-for-hire (Coors, 7Up).