The applets of my eye. Here's a picture of little Ornette Juan Paulo Crazy Horse Braithwaite-Guevara - the Little Tyke. Ain't he cute? I'm learnin' him the spitball and how to tend his pawn structure. The thing about kids is they rarely grasp the importance of preparing for the endgame. Here's one of Coltrane Magdalena Sacagawea Braithwaite-Guevara - the First Born, the feminist voice of her Grade 5 class. I'm told her first words were "funki dreds"; I was, alas, in Halifax that week...