A cartoon by John K.; a pilot episode was delivered to CBS, but they rejected it. Dan Quail was a bird loosely based on Dan Quayle, the US vice president at the time; the pilot consisted of three stories, including one in which the Great War Eagle, his boss, tried (unsuccessfully) to keep Dan from putting his claw in his beak. Another storyline involved snafus in reading from a teleprompter. A second pilot was attempted, this one loosely based on the life of Dan Savage...