Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers (idea) by piq

If you are still unclear after getting a one word response, ask your aquaintance 'what kind of system' they have. Geeks love spouting off knowledge, so be prepared to hear anything from:

"Uhm... Gateway? You know, the one with the cows..." to

"Well, I bootmanage between Redhat, openBSD, 98, NT4 (patched) and OS/2 Warp - it all runs on my dual celery 400 pushed to 480 with peltier coolers, 512 ram at 120mhz on a BP6 Board, two 60 gig RAIDs and a 16x CD-r... Uhmm... Voodoo4, SB Live! Gamer, Boomslang Mouse on USB and 5.1 surround Altec Lansings with an external subwoofer. Uhmm... JVC? You know, the one with 200 watts. That's my main system, anyway."

Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called	Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry	black-hat	Echelon
Moore's Law	Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory	How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office	Essential dirty jokes
The quality of my nodes decreases as I approach the next XP level	Razer Boomslang	What kind of OS changes its name every 6 months?	fifty ways to hose your code
peltier	Celeron	Open a bottle of beer with a lighter	Why is my computer making that noise?
OS/2 Warp	How Nintendo ruined hand-held gaming	boomslang	BBC Micro
Leonard Peltier	Occam's Razor	How do you know a girl wants to smooch?	Homestar Runner