A
woman once asked me if I had a
Horse Cock.
After my dazed stare, she knew that I had misunderstood her intentions.
Little did I know that the large flexible spout that fits onto a 20 litre (5 Gallon) Jerry Can's opening is referred to as a Horse Cock by some. When I found what she was looking for, I saw the resemblance.
Sigh!!