Those of us who are still in college sometimes host keggers. And, oftentimes, the keg is kept in the bathtub to minimize messes and provide a handy container for ice to keep the keg chilled. And sometimes the keg doesn't get finished and must be slowly tackled by the residents of the household that hosted the party before it can be returned and the deposit refunded.

In such a situation, drinking beer in the shower is really the only way to go. The beer's there, you're there. There's no danger of dilluting the beer. And you have to drink it anyway. There's nothing like the feeling of stepping out of the shower scrubbed and clean, save the feeling of stepping out of the shower scrubbed and clean and stone drunk.