This is what working for
Wal-Mart will do to you.
Cynicism is a
dangerous side effect of menial jobs.
But seriously folks, I rang up the groceries for quite a cross-section on the population this summer. And it would never fail, these fat people would come through my line buying all kinds of chips, chocolate, cookies, and maybe a slab of beef. If this wasn't bad enough, I'd ring it up and they would put it on food stamps. Hello? My tax dollars going to make your ass even fatter?
Well, these fatasses need to feed their kids. Sometimes they have skinny little kids. You know why their kids are so damn skinny? Because their parents are stealing the food from the kids' plates! This isn't rocket science, people. You're a 5'2" female who weighs 260 pounds, and buying chocolate on government money! Ever heard of a vegetable? Of course not!!! That would make sense.