one of my
pet peeves...
so you've just had six cups of coffee and nature calls. so you head off to the restroom to take a squeege before you explode. Everything is nice and relaxing until he walks in. All you want to do is piss in silence, but this guy decides that it is social hour. Common things heard are:
Hey there! I see we have the same bladder schedule...
So, you come here often?
Hmmm. So we're both standing here holding our dicks...
This is even more of an uncomfortable situation if "Sir Talk-A-Lot" is some guy sitting on the toilet. Usually he says stupid loud things in pathetic attempt to cover up the obscene sounds coming out of his ass. These are oftentimes followed by loud coughing as he does his business:
Woah! Look out! Here comes the motherload!
So, how 'bout them Yankees?
This is just the kind of stuff you don't want to deal with. Draining the weasel is a fleeting relief from the drudgery of the rat race, the one place that you don't have to answer questions or deal with people...
Except for, of course, that guy that talks to you while you're taking a piss.