The title of a post sent to
comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.strategic which broke the tradional
Derek Smart monotony and made many people
laugh.
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: Subject: YOU'RE ALL FUCKIN BIG MOUSE
: Author: Sokwoo Lee
: Forum: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.strategic
: I thought you people are
: discussing all kind of strategy games. Since i am also crazy about
: turn-based all real-time strategy games, I had great expectation on this
: group. But you all f_cking people have only big mouse. Many people
: follow the someone's notes (totally not related to strategy games), and
: those f_cking messages gave me f_cking headache. I know you all have
: freedom
: to speak or write, but you people are doing too much.
: Since old man says "NOBody scares shit to avoid, but they avoid because
: its f_cking dirty. I will stop subscribing this fucking newsgroup.
: If you have any other words, fuck you.
:
: Thank you :
:
:Sokwoo Lee,
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and a diligent person interprets this post for us:
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On Wed, 5 Apr 2000 13:29:34 -0400, "Warbler" wrote:
As a public service, I will translate Sokwoo's
unintelligible rant into a more appetizing commentary that
shows what he really had in mind.
Why? Because he would have wanted it this way.
YOU'RE PROPENSITY FOR RETHORIC HAS OFFENDED ME
Bard: Sokwoo Lee
Forum: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.strategic
Dear Fellow Netizens:
I have subscribed to this newsgroup for the past month in hopes of
enriching my experiences. Judging from the topic, I assumed everyone would be
discussing the finer points of strategy gaming. Since I too delight in
the exhilarating challenges of armchair warfare from the general's
perspective, I had great expectations about the content of this newsgroup.
But it seems my first impressions were erroneous, and all of you are much
more concerned with adamantly voicing your personal opinions on various
unrelated topics. Having to plod through this endless surplus of
rethoric has caused me considerable anguish. I know that freedom of speech is a
highly-cherished characterisitc of these newsgroups, but I believe in
this case some restraint is in order! My senile grandfather says: "Big mouse
can make big mess on your carpet, but giant mousetrap can make even bigger
mess of big mouse." I believe this means that when confronted by overwhelming
circumstances, drastic measures are in order.
On that note, I regretfully wish to inform everyone here that I've
decided to unsubscribe from this newsgroup. Please refrain from posting any
undue emotional reactions in response to my impromtu departure.
Yours truly,
Sokwoo Lee