I have obtained at some point in the past the perfect tool to eat kiwi fruit with. It's a green plastic spoon emblazoned with the phrase 'The world's finest' and a New Zealand Kiwi Fruit logo. The tip of the handle is sharp enough to plunge into the ripe fruit, and the edge of the handle is serrated so as to make cutting the kiwi fruit in half a snap. The spoon has been shaped so as to have a pointy end (perfect for thrusting into the fruit) and sharp edges to allow the user to easily scoop out a chunk of the green flesh.
It's a triumph of modern engineering.