For LaggedyAnne
(to the tune of Miss Susie)
I've heard about your problem
I know you're in a jam
I'd like to help you out because
You're my friend, LaggedyAnne
You've got a small dispute and
Your landlord gives you sass
He says you owe a hundred bucks
You say blow it out your As—
—ked my HR people
And this is what they said
It might affect your credit
But don't worry your head
It could go on your rating
If you have bad luck
But it's just a hundred dollars
So you shouldn't give a F—
—ine, a thousand might be
Cause to get a huff
A thousand might do damage
But a hundred's not enough
But even that's not likely
To happen, so they tell
Agencies just hassle you
Tell them to go to "Hel—
—lo this is Anne
I know they say I owe
I'm not about to pay
My answer still is No."
But everyone I talk to
Says this ain't worth it
It's blown out of proportion
You shouldn't give a Sh—
—e says it's not the money
Her honor's on the line
Swallow your pride, Annie.
Just pay the stupid fine.