Hallelujah, huzzah, hooray, sis boom bah! I am finally rid of the hell hole where I have spent the last two years of my professional career! The endless, mindless, boring work of a graveyard shift supervisor at a high tech manufacturing facility that could be run by sufficiently trained monkeys is a mere two weeks from being behind me forever.
I will be moving on to greener pastures, a Dow Jones, Fortune 500 company with some 100,000 employees worldwide and $45 billion in revenue. My new work will be in design, new problems and challenges every single day, with plenty of room to expand, unlike the dead end I have wedged myself into at my current employer.
I will finally have the opportunity to use my degree. This is the job I should have had out of college. This is what I should have been doing all along.
CAT calls.