Many people ponder about how they can get a girlfriend/boyfriend. I will here try to list some of the benefits of singularity.
First of all: The freedom of choice. You can still, in theory, pick whoever you want. It is important to notice that for many single people, this is strictly in theory.
In Second spot, we have the benefit of getting better at masturbation. Actually, to truely appreciate real sex™, it is important to know how to stimulate oneself.
Our Third benefit is that to be allowed to clean the house, feed the chicken, carry out the garbage and make dinner whenever you want to.
The Fourth point is one of the more obvious: As masturbation requires very little prevention, and you don't get any one-night stands at all, you will be saving money.
Appendix A: OK, this is pathetic. Women of E2, please help me!