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Follow this easy path to earn money on tech stock:

  1. Start a small computer company, with a name+".com" that is not registered at the InterNIC.
  2. Register COMPANY_NAME_HERE.com
  3. Get your kid and make him make the webpage for COMPANY_NAME_HERE.com
  4. Read PC World and find the TLA (Three Letter Acronyme) that is used the most times.
  5. (E-)Mail out a press release, stating that your company will develop stuff for <INSERT TLA>.
  6. Now, you start selling stock for your firm.
  7. After a few months, your stock should be sky high. Remember to update your webpage.
  8. After two months, start selling your stock.
  9. If you have difficulties selling your stock, repeat steps 4-5.
  10. After three months, you are out of stock, your company is worth nothing, and your pockets are full of money.
Now that is what Marx call value of labor!