Generally, if something is worth a damn, you give a good goddamn about it. Those that don't feel the same as you typically don't give a flying fuck

The question that MUST be addressed before this whole giving and taking of damns and flying fucks carries any validity in the financial world is this:

What is the relative value of a fuck and a damn? Do they carry an intrinsic value like gold, silver or some such other precious metal; or are they simply valued by the faith that the common man has in them (as is the case with The American Dollar, NFL draft picks, and Dot-Com Stocks.)

Is the value of a fuck or a damn one that people have always held, or is it only recently grown up as a result of the slow movement toward hardcore pornography on the FOX network?

...allright, screw this. i'm starting to sound like Desmond Morris.