I think that the post office should put the most famous conspiracy theories on stamps. America has to be the most creative civilization in history. This, combined with a climate of suspicion created by science fiction, has created the perfect breeding ground for conspiracy theories. Conspiracy theorists have taken the ghost stories of past centuries and turned them into fantastic and imaginative tales of black helicopters, extraterrestrials, and other shadowy government secrets, turning science fiction into a democratic collaboration. Their creative achievements and contributions to the American psyche should be celebrated.

Besides, can you imagine the irony of a "Area 51" stamp with flying saucers and little green men issued by the United States Government?!?

Rather than ignore these speculations, the government should be embracing them as examples of American inventiveness!