Go ahead, try it.
I won't bite.
Not today, anyway...
Wine and dine me in candlelit corners.
Let's go to Burger King.
Take me dancing in the moonlight... and at the club.
Bring me flowers.
Write me poems.
Nah.
Call me in middle of the day.
Call me in middle of the night.
Prepare to die for that one.
Hold the doors for me.
Pull out my chair.
Hold me tight.
Let me go.
Take it slow.
Move real fast.
Talk to me.
Shut up and listen.

Don't try so hard.
I'll prolly change in a second, anyway.