First, let me apologize for getting you here under false pretenses. This isn't a theological discussion, but a recipe a former male whore druggy gave me. (No, he's a neighbor, and I wasn't a client!) It's a quick Jewish meal that is the salvation of extremely hungry batchelors of both genders and I'm bored with producing super cerebral writeups.

1. Boil a bunch of pasta (bowties are evidently traditional) and drain

2. Mix together 3.eat!