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- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- 401(k) (thing)
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula (personal)
- A Dream within a Dream (thing)
- Ain't I a woman? (idea)
- Alcoholic (person)
- Alternatives to breaking up a relationship (idea)
- An apology, a love note and a remembrance (thing)
- anal bleaching (thing)
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little (idea)
- April Ashley
- April Trolls Day (place)
- Are cops completely fucking useless? (idea)
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze! (idea)
- Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION? (event)
- August 7, 2007 (recipe)
- Bandsaw (thing)
- Baptist jokes (idea)
- Bastard search (thing)
- Be a girl for a day (idea)
- Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women (thing)
- Black Hole Personality (idea)
- Blah blah blah Supermodels blah blah blah (thing)
- bumph
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question. (idea)
- Canned goods (idea)
- Catholic schoolgirl (idea)
- Chicken Pills (thing)
- Confessions of a teenage ex-virgin (idea)
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- dead silent during sex (idea)
- December 6, 2000 (thing)
- Decide to clean yourself up (idea)
- Depressing but probably true rules of life (idea)
- Describing feelings with words is like playing the piano with a baseball bat
- Do not fall in love with Laura and do not let Laura fall in love with you (thing)
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves (idea)
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me (idea)
- Don't give up (idea)
- Don't let the bastards grind you down (idea)
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired (idea)
- Dreams die fast and hard in the desert (fiction)
- E2 is like a hamburger joint (idea)
- E2 is like a hamburger joint (thing)
- Edmund Kemper (person)
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole (idea)
- Everything homenode adventure (idea)
- Freeze, Motherstickers! This is a fuck-up! (idea)
- Funerals are for the living (idea)
- Geek Teen Magazine Quiz (thing)
- Give everything you can to everyone you know (idea)
- Giving a handjob to a woman (how-to)
- Giving a handjob to a woman (idea)
- granny panties (thing)
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people (idea)
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people. (idea)
- Hello Titty (thing)
- Helping Individual Prostitutes Survive (place)
- Her smile could light up a three-story building (person)
- Hermetic (person)
- Heteronym (thing)
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend? (person)
- How I became king of the world (idea)
- How much for the little girl? (idea)
- How to avoid a car accident (idea)
- How to love someone who is mentally ill (person)
- How to not get the girl (idea)
- How to talk to a quiet person (idea)
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head (idea)
- I am a massage whore (person)
- I am comfortable with my femaleness (idea)
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging (idea)
- I drove my fish to suicide (thing)
- I fuck your sunshine (person)
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face (idea)
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare (personal)
- I just need a hug, is all (idea)
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make (thing)
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years (idea)
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up (person)
- I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you (idea)
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea)
- I would like for love not to kill me, please (idea)
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh (idea)
- I've got better things to do than drugs (idea)
- If I can stop one heart from breaking (thing)
- If I had called you, would you still be dead? (idea)
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane (idea)
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up (idea)
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely (idea)
- If you have a penis, this is important information! (idea)
- It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sarcasm flying right over your head! (idea)
- It's a girl thing (thing)
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil (idea)
- Jesus in a freakin' push-up bra! (idea)
- June 21, 2011 (log)
- just like mom used to make (thing)
- Ladies, it's high time you became friends with your clitoris (idea)
- Let us now praise bad girls (idea)
- Listen up smokers! (idea)
- Love creates. Hatred only destroys. (idea)
- Love does not conquer all (idea)
- Love ya... I guess (idea)
- Making someone feel loved (idea)
- Malevolent benefactors (idea)
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Mel Reynolds (person)
- Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good (idea)
- My biological clock is not ticking, dammit! (idea)
- My Cousin Vinny
- My last pep rally as a cheerleader (idea)
- My rubber ducky is stalking me (idea)
- Never underestimate Old Ladies (idea)
- Never wanted to injure someone that much (thing)
- Nigger Doodle Dandy (idea)
- no means no
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite (idea)
- November 16, 2016 (log)
- November 28, 2013 (idea)
- November 5, 2013 (log)
- Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers
- Office Space (idea)
- Only child: Downside (idea)
- oral sex in middle school (idea)
- Ordering a pizza over the Internet (idea)
- Pantyhose sizecheck (idea)
- Pinchemadre (thing)
- Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell (idea)
- Probably the saddest thing ever (idea)
- professional drinker (person)
- Refuse to date anyone you work with (idea)
- Remember the dead. Fight for the living. (idea)
- reprobate (definition)
- RimRod Goes To McDonald's (thing)
- Robert Johnson (person)
- Ruby Sparks (review)
- Rules for a 21st Century Gentleman (idea)
- Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries (idea)
- Say my name, bitch! (thing)
- schizophrenia (thing)
- Segnbora-t
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping (thing)
- she needed a lot of hugs (event)
- Sid the Sexist (thing)
- Some thoughts on the legal drinking age in the United States (place)
- Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious. (thing)
- Son, do you know how fast you were going? (idea)
- spoil your appetite (idea)
- Stocking a Bar - Spirits, Wines, and Beer (thing)
- Stranger Than Fiction (review)
- Suicide is a permanent solution to a permanent problem (idea)
- Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem (idea)
- Sultry dental hygienist (person)
- supernatural (thing)
- Supposing that I should have the courage (idea)
- Thanksgiving, suicide, and the breakdown of an already dysfunctional family (idea)
- The "I'm getting my first shot" cry (idea)
- The current way alcohol rape is prosecuted is wrong (idea)
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up (person)
- The education of little overlords (fiction)
- The evolution of altruism (how-to)
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand (idea)
- The fiddle and the drum (idea)
- The Gramma gig (idea)
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life (idea)
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life (person)
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing (thing)
- THE LOUD NODE (thing)
- The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End? (how-to)
- The nurses wear white. (idea)
- The Raven (The Edgar Allan Porn version) (thing)
- The seriously red dress (idea)
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up (idea)
- The world breaks everyone (idea)
- The world breaks everyone (idea)
- There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
- There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath (idea)
- These people are not your friends (idea)
- Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy (idea)
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead (idea)
- Things to consider when forming a rock band (idea)
- Things to do, if you are hard-core (idea)
- Things you give people that they keep (idea)
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce (idea)
- To anyone contemplating suicide (idea)
- To anyone contemplating suicide (thing)
- True love happens (idea)
- Two dogs (idea)
- underwear as an erogenous zone (idea)
- Unhealthy views of female sexuality (person)
- Using drugs does not make you a bad person (idea)
- Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers! (idea)
- wallowing in your own self pity (idea)
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- What is wrong with wanting death? (idea)
- When am I an adult? (idea)
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion. (place)
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade (idea)
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better (idea)
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons (idea)
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome. (idea)
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation (idea)
- When you know things are just meant to be (idea)
- When you know things are just not meant to be (idea)
- Where are all the women with abysmal self-esteem? (idea)
- Why are car engines so HUGE in the US? (idea)
- Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal (idea)
- Why men like women's breasts (idea)
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer? (idea)
- Wish You Were Here (personal)
- woman (person)
- You Are My Sunshine (thing)
- You are precious to me. Did you know that?
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts (idea)
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead (idea)
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" GIVE THE RABBIT A FUCKING BOWL OF CEREAL, YOU DICK! (idea)
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up (idea)
- Zero tolerance to zero tolerance (idea)