Here are some helpful words and phrases when you realize you are having sex with a girl in the northern parts of Norway. If you are a girl, please don't use the phrase "æ har ont i kuken", since this will probably have you banned sex-wise from the entire village for months to come. Good luck.
- Au! - Ouch!
- Ska den lokte fesk? - That smells nice?
- Har du gummi på dæ? - Do you have a condom?
- æ trur det går førr mæ snart - I think I'm coming
- Deili - Lovely
- Sleik mæ! - Lick me!
- Snu dæ førr fan- Please turn around
- Fortar! - Faster!
- Hardar! - Harder!
- Mjukar - Softer
- Dæven vess du stoppe no! - Please don't stop!
- Feil håll - Wrong hole
- Du har fine puppa - You have nice tits
- Kor ska æ sprute? - Where do you want me to come?
- Ka i fan. Røyke du nu? - What? Are you smoking already?
- æ har ont i kuken - My dick hurts
That should about cover it. If I hear some new ones, I'll update this writeup.