Yet another recipe in the ever growing line of dishes for the inept college student.

Warning: This dish may cause you to question your sanity but when you're down on money and are hankering for something to chew on this could be the recipe for you. :)

This is an excellent dessert dish for highly inept and cheap college students.

This dish requires:
1 pack of chicklets
3 tums (any flavour)
2-3 twinkies (depending on your taste)

Now simply mix all of the ingredients in a bowl and eat them.

Normally the combination of chicklets and twinkies would give anyone indigestion but the extra ingredient, tums, relieves that hassle.