Arguably my best birthday ever:
I spent it asleep until 5:00 PM, when suddenly, my relatives decided to deliver their gifts, in the form of checks totalling $148
then, to the video store to rent some pr0n^H^H^H^Hanime, and the ordering of pizza upon return home.

Followed, the watching of rented anime, eating of ordered pizza, and return to heavy slumber at the end of the longest 6 hour day I've ever experienced.

edit: this is my first day writeup, please don't kill me if I got the format a bit wrong.