Suicide can be a solution, especially such methods as:

  1. Jumping into a vat of concentrated HCl
  2. Jumping into a vat of concentrated H2SO4

Bear in mind that some items (dental fillings, glasses, jewelry, false teeth, etc) may not dissolve.



see amelinda there are more sides to this than pro and con, there's the so pro that everyone suspects you're actually a con being sarcastic. it's called black humor an i believe there's a place for it in every suicides life.