Self-proclaimed genius who runs the site www.alexchiu.com. He claims to have built two immortality devices, the "eternal life ring" and the "eternal life foot brace".

Uses the clever slogan:
NEW INVENTION ALLOWS HUMANS TO LIVE FOREVER!

Popularized by The Stile Project (Stile mocked him relentlessly for a week), he compares himself to the likes of Thomas Edison, Nikola Tesla, and Albert Einstein. These people, like him, were once laughed and scorned at, but one day, Alex Chiu will be the leader of the free world!

(He also published his theory on how to build a teleportation machine. "Not yet built or tested.")