In addition to the above, the "Ruy Lopez" is a hair style much favored by Bryan Ferry in 1973: It's a combination of a DA and a mullet. Strong men have bitten their own legs off in fear at the sight of it.

Fortunately, the "Ruy Lopez" cut was banned by international treaty in 1975. There are now 112 signatories to the Ruy Lopez Ban Treaty, notable holdouts being South Africa, France, the People's Republic of China, Syria, and North Korea. With the recent passing of hardline hepcat Hafez Assad and the accession of his son Bashar Assad, observers of the Middle Eastern scene expect that Syria will soon join the ban in order to promote better trade relations with the US and Europe.

Jennifer Lopez was unavailable for comment at press time, but she has outspokenly supported the ban on several occasions.