BIO FOR THIS WEEK:
updated 18 Dec 2001
xWakawaka is a dangerous tool of the establishment. He is "The Man". He is the thumb of oppression upon your back.
BIO FOR LAST WEEK:
updated 04 Dec 2001
A recent expose by Geraldo Rivera revealed the shocking truth that xWakawaka was actually raised in the wild by unemployed hair metal guitarists (they prefer the term "semi-retired"). Until now there had been no real explanation for xWakawaka's unusual tolerance for bad vocal harmony and his tendency to play air-guitar in formal situations.
The mystery resolved, we can all rest a little easier as, once again, daytime television solves all of life's persistant problems.