Jeff K. is a lot like Santa Claus. When you first read his site, you figure "He's probably real, why wouldn't he be?"

As time goes on, though, your analytical mind begins to realize that Jeff K. can't truly be real. His logic is sometimes outrageously flawed, and other times too advanced for someone with his grammatical skills. Yet we always wait, with baited breath, for the next update to his site. The little bits of humor found there are a rarity - guaranteed entertainment on an otherwise boring internet.

Of course, we all know he isn't real. But deep down inside, we all want to believe...