Your mission, should you choose to accept it,
is to use this Packard Bell computer,
which was constructed out of failed toaster parts and used rubber bands,
without having it crash.
Should you fail, Packard Bell will disavow any knowledge of your actions, as well as our own.
Since this is a Packard Bell, the hard drive will self destruct in 5 seconds.
an anonymous sound clip from iMesh.