Yossarian's School of Badassary (place)

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Yossarian's School of Badassary is for you! Located in downtown Beirut^*, Yossarian's School of Badassary has taught some of the finest Bad Asses the world has ever known! Just look at what some of our alumni have to say:

Mr. T: I pity the fool who doesn't go to this school!

Hulk Hogan: I learned a lot about myself, about spirituality, and about my bad ass. Thanks, Yossarian!

Saddam Hussein: Finally, a school that teaches something I can be proud to bring home to my children.

Janet Reno: Janet like!

Mother Teresa: It's the best fucking school in this god damned world!

My school is staffed by only the finest badasses in the world!

• thefez - Dean of Ass Kicking
• jessicapierce - Dean of Treacherous Mountain Scaling and Development
• knifegirl - Dean of Sharp Objects
• discofever - Dean of Singing "I Will Survive" at the Top of his Lungs Until Your Head Explodes
• icicle - Dean of Taunting and Insults
• ideath - Dean of Dominatric Arts
• Deborah909 - Assistant Dean of Dominatric arts and Adjunct Professor at the Beirut Theological Seminary
• ailie - Dean of Millitant Grammarians
• hoopy_frood - Associate Dean in charge of Head Crushing, General Surliness and Really Long Titles
• flamingweasel - Dean of Burn-Baby-Burn!
• ModernAngel - Dean of Filthy Invective
• hamster bong - Dean of Drug Laced Coconut Distribution
• zot-fot-piq - Dean of the Deadly Egg
• nocodeforparanoia - Dean of Naked Underage Debauchery and Cigarettes
• junkpile - Dean of Sticking Out Foot to Trip People Who Least Deserve It, Then Whistling and Acting All Innocent When Really We All Know Her Intentions are Sinister.
• Girlface - Dean of Cleverly Disquising Poisons, Bacteria, and the Like as Fine Cuisine
• eli - Dean of Badass Cookery
• Dataknife - Dean of Verbal Abuse
• deeahblita - Dean of Demolition Sex
• Jennifer - Dean of Underage Looting, Pillaging, Rhyming and Stealing
• longwinter - Dean of Dirty Gay Stuff
• GangstaFeelsGood - Dean of Pimpin'
• WonkoDSane - Dean of Aggressive Imperialist Expansionism
• xdjio - Dean of Flaming Skulls
• anotherone- Dean of sneaking into your writeups and adding stuff you didn't write
• Josh Beck - Dean of Chocolate Puddin'
• jaubertmoniker - Dean of Things We Can't Talk About Here
• prole - Dean of Punk Rock
• Chihuahua Grub - Dean of Your Mom
• donfreenut - Dean of Unethical Billing Practices
• teleny - Dean of the Velvet Glove
• Demeter - Dean of Subtle Manipulation
• radlab0 - Dean of Making You Giggle Until You Submit
• witchiepoo - Dean of Smut, Fried Foods and Chin Tickles
• Wuukiee - Dean of Dangerous Felinity
• lizardinlaw - Dean of Butterknife-fu

Don't delay! Send away for more info today... or we'll kick your ass!

* Sister campuses in Trenton, New Jersey and Happy Valley