Ah yes, THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE. Truly one of the things to do, if you are hard-core. Such a simple task:
- Write 30 nodes in 30 days.
and yet, only those with a
steely will are successful. Can you find the
brass in your soul and remain
adamant in the face of such a challenge? Can you truly become an
IRON NODER?
Fear not, sweet noder, for your hard work shall not go unrewarded. The god of noding shall smile upon you! Indeed, for every aspirant who attains the level of IRON NODER, they shall receive a reward of exactly 2000 GP! In addition, for every five writeups submitted, a reward of no less than 200 GP will be dispensed!
As with last year, we have a cadre of IRON READERS who have sworn on their delicious noder hearts to read and vote on every single node submitted to the quest. The illustrious eien_meru, the viewtiful jessicaj, the softspoken RedOmega, the noble locke baron, the notorious mauler, the cultured wertperch (who has also promised to C! one IRON NODER a day) and yours truly (and more?) will be doing their best to leave no node unread! Rumors of extra-special treasures are circulating, especially for those who write the most spectacular submissions.
Let this be the call to arms, sweet noders! Take up your pens/pencils/quills/keyboards/crayons and try not to let the travails of RSI and bad lighting drag you under like so much autumn foliage drifting on a forest river.
The Rules
shamelessly cribbed from the previous year
- The Iron Noder Challenge begins at 00:00 (server time) on November 1, 2009, and ends at 00:00 (server time) on December 1, 2009. Writeups submitted outside that timeframe will not be considered part of the quest.
- You must submit 30 new writeups in 30 days. The IRON NODER IDEAL is 1 per day, but we must be flexible about that to allow for normal life circumstances, days away, illness, etc. Flooding New Writeups with 30 writeups in 1 day, while legal, would be frowned upon, and the E2 userbase would probably not react well.
- Any topic, any form, anything goes.
- There is no minimum or maximum length for writeups. They must simply survive. Nuked nodes will not count towards your total. For this reason, final rewards will not be dispensed until a couple of days after the 30 November deadline, to allow last-minute writeups to be voted on and pass muster with the editors.
- You may write a maximum of 5 daylogs.
- You may prepare material in advance. However if this stops you noding for, say, the entire month of October, this would also go against the IRON NODER IDEAL.
- Yes, you can also do NaNoWriMo. Yes, this makes you completely insane. No, you can't have any more goodies for completing both.
If you would like to join, let me know via the usual channels, and I'll add you to the roster. There is nothing wrong with joining late; just don't forget to let me know!
We'll be utilizing the ironnoders usergroup for any major communications; if you're in the group now and are not on my confirmed IRON NODER list as of November 1st, you'll automatically be dropped from the group. If you'd like to see more accurate updates than I have posted here, check out iron noder progress. (It even shows which ones you've voted on!)
The results are in!
IRON NODE(R)S
Number of participants:
36
Number of writeups:
529
Average number of writeups:
14.69
Number of IRON NODERS:
11
- Aerobe
- Edouard Roditi
- eromenos
- Aerobe's Kickin' Stew
- alex
- diaper cake
- Max and Ruby
- Editor Log: November 2009
- Ladybug
- reflex bleeding
- blackphoenix
- Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
- November 6, 2009
- cassparadox
- coast to coast fever
- serial port
- love song to seattle
- monday morning after the zeitgeist
- The Disintegration of the Persistence of Memory
- Horizon's Edge Winery
- ghetto saffron pilaf
- f/23, seeks somnia
- CatOS
- Cisco
- The root of all evil
- phoenix to ashes
- blackbird dreaming
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Ten thousand frozen, burning stars
- A Colder War
- artifacts from the boneyard
- the art of poetry
- When I Grow Up
- stereotypical kingdoms in fantasy novels
- wherever you go, there you are
- A story about a person I do not know
- elf and dwarf crap
- Thurisaz
- the madwoman and the jackals
- Princess of pentacles
- Spotlight eyes on the endless skies
- November 28, 2009
- November 29, 2009
- breaking the curse
- ChimbleySweep
- November 1, 2009
- Live At The Olympia
- Prolonging the Magic
- Centrosoyuz
- Kunt and the Gang
- Corcis
- dee lee
- November 2, 2009
- argyle
- bad seed
- Bastard Fairies
- Baader-Meinhof syndrome
- The Great Lakeside High Experiment
- es tut mir leid
- Demeter
- Spicy Coconut Prawns
- Tetractys
- pounamu
- Poppy Field
- Writing an academic paper which presents an argument
- Cabaret
- Lace handkerchiefs
- Berry Quark Cheesecake
- Terentian comedy
- Walking Man 29
- lemon chutney
- cheats' lemon tarts
- surface tension
- Dear whoever
- seduced by sky
- Jonah
- The Sonnets versus Venus and Adonis
- Mission Bay
- publisher
- DiscoStan
- m83
- eien_meru
- doing mathematics
- cognitive limits
- running up the mountain
- Solids of Revolution
- commutative ring
- Complex-differentiable
- Re-expansion theorem
- filoraene
- red onion
- The root of all evil
- The feasibility of plasma weapons
- O'Hare hedge
- agricola
- LED television
- Arbitrage-free market
- A taste of extreme divinity
- Pole of Inaccessibility
- Gasometer Oberhausen
- order type
- risk-free rate
- Subordinated debt
- ion
- Straddle
- corona
- strangle
- Samurai Swords
- Zuidas
- exchange matching rules
- Rights issue
- Quant
- Beating the market
- covered call
- Butterfly
- convertible bond
- Reverse Convertible
- hedge
- risk reversal
- Option spread
- GhettoAardvark
- Half-Minute Hero
- The Brown Album
- Shapeshifter
- Ode To The Coke Machine
- Chulahoma: The Music of Junior Kimbrough
- thoughts on the music industry
- Glowing Fish
- Naked Pictures of Famous People
- Hood River County, Oregon
- transit
- Buckley's Mixture
- Aberforth Dumbledore
- ecliptic
- scatter plot
- Asuka Langley Sohryu
- Sanguini
- Franken Amendment
- Dolores Umbridge
- Oregon Ballot Measure 9 (1992)
- Trojan Nuclear Power Plant
- Glass Walkers
- Take the Money and Run
- Arlington, Oregon
- Say What You Want
- Sommerlund
- Grey Star the Wizard
- nitrogen fixation
- The Galleria
- Cutting the Federal Budget: A guide to political expediency
- Bellatrix Lestrange
- Narcissa Malfoy
- Albany, Oregon
- Custer, Idaho
- United States Election, November 3rd, 2009
- Lucius Malfoy
- kava
- Iron
- Midnight at the Dragon Cafe
- Imperius Curse
- Internet
- As We May Think
- Augmenting Human Intellect
- Hans Blix
- The Iraq Study Group Report
- Stupak-Pitts Amendment
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- The Wu-Tang Manual
- Landslide
- Fantastic Mr. Fox
- Severus Snape
- Battle of Roncevaux Pass
- Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
- Pill Hill
- cherry picking
- Nirvana: Unplugged
- Your argument is invalid
- Thanks. It's a pleasure to serve you.
- How Much for just the Planet?
- Two weddings full of mystic secrets: My Deathly Hallows moments
- Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version
- Till The Morning Comes
- Heartbreak
- gnarl
- cock up
- hapax
- Horse Rotorvator
- Plants vs. Zombies
- cock
- contrastive focus reduplication
- community
- Atonement
- kill screen
- overqualified
- critical edition
- Yuletide
- Lander's Cove
- Fmylife
- Scorn
- trailing spouse
- process server
- You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective
- The Hazards Of Love
- lolcats
- sugar scrub
- Can evangelists count?
- lizardinlaw
- The Familiar
- going slowly
- The introverted thinker and the extroverted feeler deal with divorce
- Fool
- Iron Bitch gets dressed
- Delicate syllables
- October 20, 2009
- How to Post a Writeup: Noding for Poets
- E2 Decaversary
- Stripes on Stone
- Sleep update 2009
- sparkle, sparkle
- Grand Bitch and the dingle
- polypus the octopus
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Eating Water Hyacinths
- Iron Bitch on a Plane
- Singing bowl
- Iron Bitch on a Bike
- Little Blue Pill
- Butterfly Girl Comes to Visit
- breast cancer
- Reflections
- November 3, 2009
- Makeup
- Day at the Beach
- My new partner has his first tantrum
- Grand Bitch at dinner
- November 14, 2003
- November 16, 2009
- Fuzzy Poet Doctor
- Fuzzy Poet Doctor strikes again
- Dream Log: May 31, 2006
- Fuzzy Poet Doctor and the fates
- The Pursuit Of Happiness
- Iron Bitch at the Dance
- The Extroverted Feeler in Thailand
- Birth of a Lizard
- Mathlete
- The Harmony of Imagination and Understanding in Kant's Aesthetics
- one-eyed jack
- Morwen
- Teaching
- Cryptozoology
- The best thing ever
- wind turbine
- Volcano Full of Starving Bears
- Savage Island
- Cutthroat Island
- Quake Live
- Spatial Awareness
- Parliament TV
- survey
- I didn't want to know that
- Pile of horse shit
- Possession
- James Bond Titles
- Pandeism Fish
- The unfulfilled promise of a Lindsay Lohan - Keira Knightley lesbian romance
- Pascal's Wager -- Devil-worshipers edition
- Jack
- Emmy
- IIII
- Bruce to His Men at Bannockburn
- Evolution-based medicine
- A desert breakfast and a dessert breakfast
- Speciation after the Fall
- Bikini Carwash Company 3
- tasteful nudity
- There's no defragmentation for your biological hard drives
- Battle For Milkquarious
- A burning answer
- Hobo With a Shotgun
- Artichoke tea
- Reincarnation and a God of infinite patience
- shouting distance
- Was Gandhi a racist?
- Paul L. Smith
- Lead us not into temptation...
- suffering
- Man Was Made to Mourn
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- South by Southwest
- week and a half
- Are we there yet? Pandeism and transhumanism
- Lake of Fire
- Chimerica
- GOP purity test
- Ski School
- Erotic Networks 2009 campaign
- Rancid_Pickle
- vulture
- party line
- comic book boards
- Mouse Wars
- Horror Writers Association
- Writer's Retreat
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- Tiffany Grant
- Deka PermAir
- I am the Pilot
- LMHOSTS
- How to frustrate your students to no end
- cheesy
- three dollar bill
- lulu.com
- November 13, 2009
- Pocket Bacon
- Necrotic Tissue
- FarmVille
- Overused chord progressions
- Knockturn Alley
- crossband
- 2012
- 127.0.0.1
- 192.168.0.0/16
- Unforgivable Curses
- mandelbulb
- write-protect notch
- Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs
- Twelve bar blues
- greedy
- Lie on surveys
- money tree
- randyactionpants
- Qaynah
- November 2, 2009
- Singing the Qur'an
- Applied Acoustics Systems
- The Amplified Sounds of Tiny Insects
- Dominate Game
- Rapscallion
- The "Priest" They Called Him
- Monoliths & Dimensions
- Pink
- Birchville Cat Motel
- Satanic Panic in the Attic
- Gluey Porch Treatments
- Sperm whale
- Inflation
- vore
- Songs About Fucking
- RedOmega
- November 2, 2009
- Pale Blue Dot
- Earthrise
- rootbeer277
- Analog controls in discrete games
- Snickers Fudge
- Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
- Laser induced plasma channel
- Demon With a Glass Hand
- suicide cord
- Aida
- Street Fighter
- Ghostbusters
- kitchen table
- Two truths and a lie
- My Life is Average
- fuse
- Power surge
- Land surveying
- Spirit level
- Stealing wifi
- Java Monster
- Salacious Crumb
- Cruise ship
- Banana proof of the existence of God
- Gish Gallop
- Green Lantern
- Punt gun
- Facilitated communication
- Perceptics
- microphone
- Project Steve
- Cripple Mr Onion
- iPhone 3G
- megapixel
- RPGeek
- beta decay
- Children of Mana
- Sc0ut
- lonely programmer
- October 27, 2009
- Trying to be friends
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Red Spiders
- Of sleepless nights
- Ode To The Coke Machine
- I saw what you did there
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- October 12, 2009
- November 14, 2009
- Dyatlov Pass
- boobies do not make the world go round
- Don't step on the cracks
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- 2 Girls 1 Cup
- She's Gone
- Thoughts at 2am
- No Rack Can Torture Me
- Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
- 1 Man 1 Jar
- beanbag
- These Feelings
- Doing nothing together
- The bomb in a milk crate
- crawl space
- Oddballs
- Sometimes it's 4 a.m.
- snapdragonfly
- Genesis 1
- The Free Lands
- suppressive fire
- Inspection of a Toy
- Un Narcissist
- Spiketail the Runner
- syntaxfree
- So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
- revolutions, revolutions
- Kulback-Leibler divergence
- The Consultant
- tentative
- Polony
- Ode To The Coke Machine
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- Selling a horse
- At Seventeen
- Watching you sleep
- Genuphobia
- I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
- The two-hour hug
- Protocol when feeding a horse in a paddock
- Cupcakes are a lonely thing
- Dream Log: November 21, 2009
- Without you
- Heart wrenched
- guro
- End of a love story
- Being the last to fall asleep
- in the dark humming hours of the night
- Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
- Makybe Diva
- It's bushfire season again
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Mystery Google
- Smile Like You Mean It
- Emily. Emily. Emily. Delete.
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- Friesian
- these arms, this heart, this body, sleep here
- you cannot meet again unless you part
- Caspian
- The Custodian
- Jude Law in Hamlet
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
- Handley-Page
- The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu
- 6502A
- Mackeson
- suppressive fire
- combat air patrol
- IMINT
- grenade launcher
- November 9, 2009
- siege engine
- Aerobe's Kickin' Stew
- Common People
- Sky Pilot
- The Penguin Game
- The Big Kerplop!
- burnt offering
- tipple town
- whistle-stop
- waiter's friend
- creeping barrage
- barrage
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- catwalk
- Take these broken wings and learn to fly again
- November 25, 2009
- Shackleton's Whisky
- cell tower
- Purple-K
- tricia mcmillan
- to want
- Mental capacity and criminal culpability
- No more shiny things
- webmaren
- Exalted
- Green is not economically viable
- Ubuntu 9.10
- A Counting
- The Omega Directive
- Someone Comes To Town, Someone Leaves Town
- Timestreams in FlashForward
- Dresden Codak
- How to fix healthcare
- Professional content is not king
- Redbox
- Loner
- The Only Sane Man I Know
- Endworld
- Moments
- Kung Fu
- Into That Brilliant Night
- Cory Doctorow
- price war
- 10/GUI
- Andromeda
- pidgin
- Google Wave
- Times New Roman
- Cufon
- @font-face
- sIFR
- Eastern Standard Tribe
- slab serif
- Smashing Magazine
- wertperch
- Lies my physicists told me
- Beer Bra
- winston_farsoul
- I gave the olive branch to the Dove.
- While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
- I'm not thumbing for a lift
- You love a simple soul
- Pencil me in for next Tuesday
- The sun rose over the Champs-Élysées
- Your husband was a great man
- I thought that the tree would fall
- Cinderella ate the pumpkin
- The walls we erect are paper
- Children are sea walls
- Voyeurism is so last year
- I wanted to be
- Saint George used the wrong tactics
- Woodnot
- The Battle of Lang-Shang-Jiang
- Youth is wasted on the young
- Ode To The Coke Machine
- November 6, 2009
- Personal anecdote
- human body
- The machine that shoots pencils
- Oak and Sapling and the Incredible Flush Machine
- November 14, 2009
- November 21, 2009
- Wuukiee
- November 1, 2009
- Parallel Kingdom
- David Bowie spider
- Cat's in the Cradle
- November 11, 2009
- crested gecko
- Betta sp. Mahachai
- November 25, 2009