Capitalist viewpoint:
When life gives you lemons, make
lemonade and sell it back at a higher price to the jerks who sold you
lemons.
Communist viewpoint:
When life gives you lemons, Give 'em to everybody else.
--OutpostMir--'s viewpoint:
When life gives you lemons, slice 'em up and use them to flavor your
coca-nuts.
An
alcoholic's viewpoint (cudos to
HamsterMan):
When life gives you lemons, find a gin and tonic.
I can't believe you're reading this footnote!