Software which wears an
eye-patch, when installed it causes the
phrase, "Arg, matey!!!" to play from your speakers at inexplicible times. After a while a
parrot may fly in and perch on the corner of your
monitor and shout things like "walk the
plank" and "man overboard". One must be carefult when dealing with
Pirate Software as it is ill-tempered stuff, prone to go on
rum-binges, after-which all disks will be forcibly ejected from their drives.
The best way to rid yourself of the
software is to shoot your
computer with a large
cannon, and then lock it in a chest and throw it into the
ocean.
I think the
creator of this node is refering to
Pirated Software
Ack! this write-up got moved! or the node name changed. Originally this write-up was under
Pirate Software.