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by
Niai
Thu Sep 14 2000 at 19:15:49
Uses of Tissues
To clean up any type of
liquid
or
solid waste
, highly used by
horny teenage boys
,
stupid-geeks
and
mothers
.
To remove all
snot
from the
nasal passage
.
To reduce the chance of making a
mess
during an eating procedure.
Making sculptures of
teachers
(using PVA
glue
) and then burning them.
Clogging up drains.
Fake
breast implants
(or for men to add a little but more substance to themselves).
Hamster
bedding.
Flimsy
Underwear
.
Where to find Tissues
Tissue Boxes
Pocket Packs
Silly "Designer" Packs
History of Kleenex
1924 – Kleenex invented the
facial
tissue category.
1927 – Ads begin featuring screen star testimonials.
1928 – First POP-UP style cartons with a perforated opening.
1929 – Introduction of coloured tissue.
1930 –
Introduction
of printed tissues.
1931 – Introduction of Paper Towels.
1932 – Pocket Pack Tissues released.
1941 – Introduction of Kleenex Man Size.
1949 – Eye Glass tissues introduced.
1955 – Napkins introduced.
1961 – Amazing reduced box size.
1954 – Kleenex Juniors introduced.
1965 – Kleenex Purse Pack released.
1967 – First upright carton named Kleenex Boutique.
1990 – Kleenex Ultra – first three-layer tissue.
epithelial tissue
nerve tissue
Crepitus
muscle tissue
Galatea was a bookish girl
tissue engineering
cancer pen
subepithelial infiltrates
Ejaculation and prostate cancer
H2 histocompatibility
abiotrophy
Mammalian hormonal/nervous system comparison
Milkbone
tissue expander
pilonidal cyst
building the digital human
hypoplasia
extracellular matrix
desmosome
lung cancer
Organ donor
autolyse
iron overload